Monday, November 30, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
A new hip-hopumentary by JohnnyBiceps.com
Our good friend and former mailroom attendant is now out in L.A.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Adam Von Jesus: the lost tapes
I found some dusty old tapes while cleaning out the attic in the old JohnnyBiceps offices.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Our new line of shirts
This Ted Harvey shirt is the same one featured in "Fashion Police: The Movie," now showing here on JohnnyBiceps.com. Scroll down a little bit to view it.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
JB Air
Just when you thought JohnnyBiceps's technology and innovations were slowing down.. we go and pull another rabbit out of a cat(I still don't understand that phrase). Ladies and jence, coming in 2010 from the JohnnyBiceps Space Division in Tampa, FL...
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Woot woot!
..Finally able to give you all a little sneak peak of our new social networking-esque site that's predicted to make all others extinct.
It's good to be back
I was on vacation this past week, scouting locations for Adam Von Jesus's two new workout videos, "The 11th Commandment: Honor your biceps and abs" and "Jesus, look at those calves!" More details coming soon..
My thoughts for the night: If Other News was the name of a city, news reporters might have to stop using the phrase, "In other news.."
Friday, May 8, 2009
Time machine update
A month or so ago, I posted the blueprint sketch for a working time machine. Today, the prototype is complete and is ready for the eyes of potential investors. This is gonna be big.. get in on the ground level!
(The following video is how the time machine is expected to work)
(The following video is how the time machine is expected to work)
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Adam Von Jesus news
Good news, Von Jesus fans; JohnnyBiceps and AVJ have finally gotten the opportunity to work together on a film! Here's the trailer:
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
It's almost here
Online social networking on steroids. It's so potent, we have to keep it inside the computer monitor. Screenshots coming soon.
Here's what they're saying:
"The best networking site in the entire universe."
-Someone credible
Here's what they're saying:
"The best networking site in the entire universe."
-Someone credible
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Maximize your internet surfing!
Nothin' crazy.. I just saw a market opportunity for high quality internet gloves. The seams on my homemades started ripping after only 300 internet hours/week.
See them in action:
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Earth Day
I still don't understand why everyone is making their homes and businesses green all the sudden. I'd love to make the JohnnyBiceps office greener, but first of all we just painted the walls Antique Parchment beige, and second.. green doesn't really go with anything in the office, and I'm definitely not putting in green carpet lol. It seems like just another fad.. what is everyone gonna do when it passes and they still have green walls and green carpet?
Staying ahead of the curve,
JB
Staying ahead of the curve,
JB
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
What are you doing?
Wow! The studio execs were so pleased with the first two minutes of Fashion Police: The Movie, they advanced me the pay for directing. All this extra dough means one thing- all my spare time startups can finally be brought to fruition. Here's my newest concept that's expected to make a huge impact in the online social networking world:
Losing weight, made easy!
Thanks to a huge opening weekend for Gym Rattatouie, I've finally been able to get my meal delivery business off the ground.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Our action flick is almost complete
I've been getting a lot of emails recently, from JB fans inquiring about the upcoming JohnnyBiceps action film. People want to know how it's coming along, if they can have a part in it, if Adam Von Jesus will be in it, etc. I can tell you the movie is almost complete, we are not casting any more roles and Adam will not be joining us on this project.
This is an action/crime fighting film and we are still filming, however, I sent a bunch of footage to our editor so he could give you all a little taste of how things are looking. Here is the first two minutes:
This is an action/crime fighting film and we are still filming, however, I sent a bunch of footage to our editor so he could give you all a little taste of how things are looking. Here is the first two minutes:
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